Ghetto Fabulous

What do you get when you mix the Claire's clearance rack, Roca Wear, Jersey Shore, and Herve Leger together with a huge dash of ugly?

I rest my case. Please enjoy.

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Goo Goo Ga Ga

Alright Forever 21, I see what you did here...

I appreciate the attempt. I really do. Tunics and bib necklaces are hot right now, and they look fabulous in classic, neutral colors like grey and black. But the execution of this "Zip Trim Tank" is abysmal! This is literally a bejewled bib on an ill-fitting shirt. At least they tried though...

Clown Safari

I feel like red is one of those colors than can either look really classy and seductive, or really tacky and ugly.

Guess which way I think this "Petticoat Cargo Skirt" looks?

Furthermore, "petticoat" and "cargo" should never EVER be used in the same description. Unless your name is Jane and you're in love with someone named Tarzan. But that's it.

Classy Lady

I don't know about you...
...but when I see fake gold chains and ugly 5'' platforms, I IMMEDIATELY think "Wow, that girl has class!" Now only if it came in a style with clear heels, they would be perfect!

These "Chain Sling Back Platform" classics are still online for only $24.

Suits of armor

I get that the whole sequin thing is a huge trend. And I'm not going to lie, I'm a big fan of it. But this is taking it to a WHOLE different level. This "Sequin Ruffle Dress" that was on sale early January 2010 is sure to please if you are A. a mermaid, B. a female knight, or C. a trashy disco ball.

EDIT: I was browsing forever21.com today and found this puppy on sale. Originally $49, it is now just a low $11!! Hurry before they sell out!!!

Workin' Girl

This "Tie Front Sweater" beauty is currently on sale at forever21.com for just $32! I can't decide what I like more... the GORGEOUS coral sleeve color, the awkward pleating that makes the model look like she's trying to hide a pregnancy, the badly-cut tie, or the fact that they cut off half the model's face (she probably didn't want to recognized wearing this monstrosity)!

And to top it all off... they're advertising this as a sweater??

First post!

The title of our blog is relatively self-explanatory... my roommate and I find the ugliest articles of clothing on Forever 21's website and present them to you. You will not even believe some of the things they have on there!!

First, I'd like to present to you one of my all time favorites. It was being sold on the Forever 21 website in November of last year. Here we have the lovely "Belted Contrast-Tiered Dress"

Just in case you don't get enough of the Halloween spirit on October 31, you can purchase this dress for $46 (isn't that alot for Forever 21?!?!) and be a cheap Peter Pan prostitute every day of the year! Thanks, Forever 21!